Wednesday, April 05, 2006

toilet in ... toilet out?

u know how there's 2 types of toilet devices ... the sitting toilet bowl and the squatting toilet bowl rite. so in kl, most ladies have both toilet bowls for the wanting guests lah ... here's wat ppl talk about after a few drinks ...

In the ladies toilet:

A: eh u sit on the toilet bowl ah?
B: ya, if not how to pee?
A: i don't sit on it la ... i go as near as possible so can pee in the bowl
C: i also won't sit on public toilets man!
B: u mean even in office?
A: yea, office is public wat ... used by public people ...
B: then wat is not public?
A: oh if it's used by yourself, your mum, your sister ...
C: aiyah, if u wanna sit, wipe the seat first la!
A: wipe oso not clean la, i put at least 2 layers on the seat ...
B: no wonder u take so much toilet paper & so long in the toilet!


Question: when using the squatting toilet, do u face '"in" or face "out"?

A: i face out! that's the way the toilet is faced!
B: face in lah ... otherwise pee everywhere lah... can't see the hole wei ...
C: do u mean u can't piss properly even facing out or in?
B: might dirty yourself facing out isn't it?
A: hahahaha!
D: i think i face out ...
E: ... face in?

so do u face "in" or face "out"?

12 comments:

Unknown said...

is this really necessary?

2Strap said...

hhmm expressing something people always wondered about but never really found out the answer ...
i think there are some who are curious to know. might as well enlighten them :)

have u read the book "Why men have nipples?"

same concept ...

Anonymous said...

OMG.........

Unknown said...

nolar.. never heard of that book before wor.. u got a copy?

2Strap said...

yea, u wanna borrow?

but i gotta get it back first ... dunno if fren's finished with it

uncle taki - u wanna read? u can find out why u have nipples! (-_-)

JeloSoda said...

OMGx2...tink i am abit too lazy to read tat book, so mebe u can just enlighten us straight away la..haha

Anonymous said...

omg....
let me read let me read

omg i do have nipples......

2Strap said...

if i remember correctly there's a scientific explanation to this phenomenon ... must read the book to find out

JeloSoda said...

wah,scientifically proven facts summore ar?? hmm..must check n tell liao like tat...

Anonymous said...

gosh... i can't believe u actually discusssing abt dis kind of stuff... u very bored ka..?

Kev-The-Old-Man Leng said...

-.-" why did i even bother reading that..... hahaha no i've got pictures in my head

Anonymous said...

hmm..that dialog in the toilet sounds vaguely familiar. wahahaha